dick* will be working for the big-green-blob soon, just like many of those before him who sold their soul to the big-green-blob.
he is a bit nervous about it but secretly hoping for a dramatic start.
the start was indeed dramatic, or at least it was not totally lackluster.
dick* is now no longer on a new, unfamiliar water that used to bug him so much - he knows now that being not-unfamiliar actually opens up more wooziness.